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claws.

Hoodies, tees and mugs starring the Rioter, a lobster with both claws up and a lot to say.

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Black hoodie printed with the shouting Rioter lobster and the words Claws Out

Christmas, but louder.

Five designs for the season, from an ugly-sweater Rioter to the Feast of the Seven Fishes.

Ugly Christmas sweater design: the Rioter in a Santa hat between knitted borders, with the words Deck the Shells — Deck the Shells Get the tee

The Rioter in a Santa hat above the words Season's Pinchings — Season's Pinchings

The Rioter in a Santa hat above the words Naughty and Shellfish — Naughty and Shellfish

A ring of seven fish around the number 7, with the words Feast of the Seven Fishes, Christmas Eve — Feast of the Seven Fishes

Dear Santa, this year I was: nice, naughty or hungry, with hungry ticked — Nice, Naughty, Hungry

All year, claws out.

The everyday designs, on hoodies in six colors from sand to black.

Lobster Riot The logo hoodie
Claws Out Hoodie
Pinch First, Ask Later Hoodie
Not Your Dinner Hoodie
Loud and Shellfish Hoodie

Every holiday gets a pinch.

From Thanksgiving to St. Patrick's Day, on mugs and hoodies.

Thanksgiving

Nov 26

White mug with the Rioter and the words Turkey's Problem Now, Happy Thanksgiving — Turkey's Problem Now

White mug with an empty plate between a fork and a knife, and the words Seconds? Obviously. — Seconds? Obviously.

Black Friday

Nov 27

White mug with the Rioter and the words Black Friday, Claws Out — Black Friday, Claws Out

Gifts

December

White mug with the Rioter beside a coffee cup and the words Coffee First, Pinch Later — Coffee First, Pinch Later

New Year

Dec 31

White mug with the Rioter in a party hat and the words New Year, Same Claws — New Year, Same Claws

Winter

All winter

White mug with the Rioter among snowflakes and the words Cold Water Club — Cold Water Club

Valentine's Day

Feb 14

White mug with the Rioter under a heart and the words Pinch Me, I'm in Love — Pinch Me, I'm in Love

White mug with a heart on a fishing hook and the words You're a Catch — You're a Catch

St. Patrick's

Mar 17

White mug with the Rioter between two shamrocks and the words Fair Warning: I Pinch Back — I Pinch Back

Meet the Rioter.

A lobster with both claws in the air and a lot to say. He's on most of what we make, and he's never on the menu.

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