Lobster Riot

All year Lobster classics

Pinch First, Ask Later

A life philosophy, now in a hoodie.

The Rioter sits on top of the only rule he follows: PINCH FIRST, ASK LATER. For lobster fans, people who act before they think, and anyone who has ever been pinched.

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The Pinch First, Ask Later hoodie in black

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  • Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 5XL
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy and warm
  • Front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood

Six colors

  • Black
  • Heather Navy
  • Sand
  • Sport Grey
  • Ash
  • White
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