Hoodie
$49.99 Free US shipping
- Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 5XL
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy and warm
- Front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood
Six colors
- Black
- Heather Navy
- Sand
- Sport Grey
- Ash
- White
Thanksgiving Nov 26
The answer was never going to be no.
An empty plate between a fork and a knife, with SECONDS? OBVIOUSLY. underneath. Made for Thanksgiving, and still true at every family dinner after it.
Hoodie or mug, or both for the full set. Each one ships free in the US.
$49.99 Free US shipping
Six colors
$22.99 Free US shipping
Big, bright and easy to read from across the room.


On every hoodie and every mug.
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Hoodies are unisex, S to 5XL. The size chart is in the listing photos.
Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send a photo and we'll replace it.




Seconds? Obviously. on a hoodie and a mug. Free US shipping, secure checkout on Etsy.