Hoodie
$49.99 Free US shipping
- Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 5XL
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy and warm
- Front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood
Six colors
- Black
- Heather Navy
- Sand
- Sport Grey
- Ash
- White
Thanksgiving Nov 26
Not on the menu this year. The turkey can deal with it.
The Rioter, claws up and very relieved, over TURKEY'S PROBLEM NOW. For the seafood person at a turkey table, or anyone who wants a Thanksgiving outfit that gets asked about before the pie.
Hoodie or mug, or both for the full set. Each one ships free in the US.
$49.99 Free US shipping
Six colors
$22.99 Free US shipping
Big, bright and easy to read from across the room.


On every hoodie and every mug.
You pay on Etsy, with Etsy Purchase Protection.
Hoodies are unisex, S to 5XL. The size chart is in the listing photos.
Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send a photo and we'll replace it.




Turkey's Problem Now on a hoodie and a mug. Free US shipping, secure checkout on Etsy.