Thanksgiving Nov 26

Turkey's Problem Now

Not on the menu this year. The turkey can deal with it.

The Rioter, claws up and very relieved, over TURKEY'S PROBLEM NOW. For the seafood person at a turkey table, or anyone who wants a Thanksgiving outfit that gets asked about before the pie.

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